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Hot Up Boot Camp.

I want to be HOT on my wedding day.  Not every day hot, exceptional hot.  I want to look back at those pictures when I’m old & wrinkly and be all “DAMMMMNNNN!”.  I don’t even use phrases like “I’ll be all ‘DAMMMNNNN!'”, but that’s seriously the level of hot I’m looking for.  I intend to put a Kardashian to shame, that’s all I’m saying.

So I’m trying to figure out what goes into that hotting up process.

Let’s start with the obvious.  My dream weight is a buck 17 (perhaps you’ve noticed my obsession with sevens…and yup, it’s pretty much that arbitrary).  I can’t break 122 to save my life.  And frankly, that’s working hard for it- I rest comfortably at 124.  I know there are people who would roll their eyes at my quest to drop 5 lbs, but let me tell you, I’ve come a long way to get to the point where 5 lbs matters. I look at working out as my job (and a caloric penance of sorts for eating total and complete sh*t all day).  117 is the lowest healthy BMI for my height and I think being a healthy weight is more important than being Kate Moss.  Besides, I’m built too naturally Jessica Rabbit-esque to risk looking emaciated (I’ve gotta have at least 10 lbs in knockers alone?!).  My goal may sound crazy, but I have yet to meet a girl who is 100% satisfied with her weight as it stands.  And while I think I look fine in person- I’m a size 2 and I don’t have “problem areas” to defensively dress- I recognize (and am thankful) that my world is often on camera & that cameras completely suck balls, as far as the whole adding 5 lbs thing goes.  Point being, I want to be 117.

(I'm way more the one on the right)

So there’s that.

Also on the hot up list- I’m doing laser hair removal.  Ok, that wont necessarily show up on wedding pictures, but come on!  Who doesn’t want baby smooth legs all the time??  Plus, there was a groupon.  So a couple months before the wedding, I’ll be relatively hairless.

Annnnd while I’m at it- I’m getting a tattoo removed.  Don’t you worry- I’d never touch my “7”.  This one’s a smidge south- the ‘ol “tramp stamp” was such an awesome idea in college but much like Crystal Pepsi, it just doesn’t pass the test of time.  There should be a law that you have to take some emotional maturity exam before they can start inking you.  Or maybe move the age limit to 25.  I’m just saying you need to know what it is you truly stand for before you permanently declare it on your skin.  I kick around ideas for new tattoos all the time- I don’t think I’m done with the ink.  But I feel more settled into who I am at this point in my life & I don’t think any new work would be the result of a drunken stumble into a shady parlor.  Side note on removal: I’m fairly certain having a limb amputated is less painful.  You’ve been warned.

I’m willing to say that I know all of this is a little screwy.  I get that the Utopian version of me would look lovingly in a mirror and find peace & self-acceptance & unicorns & rainbows & valium.  I was inspired and slightly horrified by http://www.ayearwithoutmirrors.com , Kjerstin Gruys self-imposed mirror ban for the year leading up to her wedding- have you heard about this?  How the eff she’s avoiding mirrors for a year is beyond me (although in fairness, she doesn’t get picked apart on “fan” sites, so you gotta give me a little room for neurosis).  I give the girl props.  And would offer the girl xanax.

But I digress.

Here’s my favorite part of the story- Richie’s jumped in my hot up for the wedding boat!  We have a dentist (periodontist, actually) that we adore here in NYC, Nicholas Toscano, DDS ( http://www.manhattanperiodontist.com ).  He does all our dental work- we both did deep cleanings over the summer & I have a whitening hobby (slash mild obsession) that Dr. Toscano assists with.  He’s just a good dude, does a great job, really cares about his patients & pretty much treats our teeth like they were gold capped gangsta gems 🙂

Although Richie had braces twice as a kid, they never really “took”.  So he sat down with Dr. Toscano (follow http://twitter.com/DrToscanoDDS !) to see if there was anything he could do to permanently fix his teeth. And while you’d never know it to look at OR talk to Richie…he now has braces!  Dr. Toscano did Richie’s Invisalign.  So in about 6 months, Richie’s teeth will look amazing.  I didn’t know anything about Invisalign, but I’m completely blown away.  You don’t see them!  You can take them out!  I’m not sure why anyone would get the old school metal train tracks with this technology readily available.

Richie looks fantastic in that lipstick shade, no?

Oh- and here’s the coolest part.  Richie trains in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu almost every night.  And Dr. Toscano didn’t want Richie to have all that time training with a mouthguard in his mouth instead of his Invisalign.  So he’s creating CUSTOM INVISALIGN MOUTHGUARDS for Richie!!  How cool is that?!

So that’s the plan.  Don’t get me wrong, I would marry Richie with imperfect teeth as quickly as he’d marry me with stubbly legs and an outdated tattoo.  But the wedding is kind of a natural hot up deadline.  It’s nice to set some life goals that we can accomplish over the next twelve months, three weeks and one day.

xoxo,

R

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Post-Rapture.

Now that we’ve survived the Rapture & the wedding’s still on, I figured it was time to get back to blogging.

So, it’s one week since the engagement announcement.  And what a week it’s been!  If you missed any of the excitement, I gotta give some big props to one of my FAVORITE twitter feeds, @SternShow – if you’re on twitter & not following them, stop what you’re doing right now and go follow.

I’ll wait.

Awesome. You’ll thank me later.

And incase you no-speak-a the twitter, I’ll “retweet”  (read: copy/paste) their posts from the news department about the engagement, mostly because I completely love these audio links.

Stern Show:  Listen to H100 News: Robin’s self help tapes teach her about men & relationships and Rachel & Richie get engaged. http://bit.ly/kDBSlc     (story & staff reactions start at 2:30)

Stern Show: Listen to H100 News: Rachel Fine describes the moment Howard TV’s Richie Wilson proposed to her. http://bit.ly/iRvW7L
 
Stern Show: Listen to H100 News: Ronnie & Richie go ring shopping, backstage with Scott Weiland, and no more Jerry Lewis telethons. http://bit.ly/l64PM3
 
It’s wild to have such a private moment in life be such a public roller coaster, but I’ve adapted and even come to appreciate it.  You’ve been there for the rough times, it’s nice to share the celebrations. We got so many nice tweets, facebook messages, blog comments and website emails from strangers congratulating us- it was surprisingly touching. 
 
I have a ton of wedding planning updates to give you, but I’ve got 17 trillion things to do today and no more blog time.   I will say I’m having drinks with one of my FAVORITE designers tonight (hint, you’ve seen me covering her red carpets at New York Fashion Week…).  Nothing for sure yet, but I definitely want to take a look at her bridal line…
 
Thanks again for all the love 🙂  You guys are awesome.
 
xoxo
R
 
 ps- think we can push off wedding bills til the day after the Mayan calendar ends?